Monday, May 5, 2008

'Celebrity' Ask Steve Cruz...


Questionable content...



... welcome to a special round of 'celebrity' ASK STEVE CRUZ! I opened up the lines to some of my favorite industry stars to see what twisted shit they'd come up with for me... the questionable content keeps streaming in. Maybe your favorite porn entity will send in his question soon. Gotta tune in to find out. If you want to ask Steve a question, click here.

Q: If we had a scene together how would you get me off?

Erik Rhodes


Steve: shiiiit... I don't know where to begin with you hot fucker. You look like the clean cut college jock but I am banking on the hope you're really a nasty fucking pig! First off I would make sure I'm good and clean otherwise we'd read about it for weeks in the blog roll. -LOL!
But here in my blog its my fantasy so here goes...

(roll scene) You can snap me in two without much effort so you grab me by the neck and force me (LOL, like you'd have to force me...) down to your big uncut meat and make me suck you till I get you good and hard. I happily submit... I stay there a while and deep throat it... totally in your service. While I'm down there I start playing with your asshole.

That gets you hot in a whole other way so you throw me back there locked between your massive muscular ass cheeks where I devour your pink hole and take in the sweet fumes. At this point you're like a dog on his back who's getting that special spot scratched by his master and everything turns as you become a little more submissive the deeper I prod my tongue up in you... on your back now, colossal legs splayed wide open I bust out a roll of duct tape and a pair of black latex gloves. You get a little antsy so I throw you a bottle of poppers** or my jock strap to calm you down, which ever works best for you. While you're out I tape up your hands and ankles tight, and start working open that pink hole slowly... in time, a few fingers become four... four become a hand, a hand becomes a wrist... but you've lost track of all time as I give you a good working over and you're screaming for more. Your huge hard uncut dick throbs between your legs but you're helpless to get yourself off so I have to do it for you. The scene ends with me blowing my load all over your face. I'm no Tristan Jaxx but you get an ample spray none the less... then I leave you there to take my second shower of the day. (end scene)

** this is a fantasy guys. Don't take it so seriously...



Q: If you could invite 3 people, living or dead to a dinner party who would they be and why??

Jack at GayPornBlog.com


Steve: Either Erik Rhodes got me all worked up today or I am starved for some really connected mind blowing ass pounding action!

So the theme of the dinner party is Naked Lunch -without the mind altering substances of course. Just transport me back to 1975. I'll invite Al Parker, Bruno and Mike Davis... we'll take the weekend up in some lodge in the mountains. It'll be like the other other Side of Aspen but without the cameras and crew. What's on the menu??? ME... duh!

by the way, Bruno is very much around and hotter than ever. We talk from time to time. I am still waiting for that date you hot fucker! He was my first porn crush. I used to keep him under my mattress when I was 16.



Q: Who's the perfect type of guy for you?

Vinnie D'Angelo


Steve: You baby! The dude that rocks my world in the bedroom is masculine, well built and at times dominant... he has to be sometimes kinky, sometimes sweet. You know I have a hearty appetite so I have a fetish for the colossal. In porn speak that translates to these fantasy men: Erik Rhodes, Tyler Riggz, Diesel Washington, Chris Wide, Bo Dixon. My inner Napoleon can't get enough. I also like the tattooed and the edgy: like Dak Ramsey, Logan McCree and Nick Piston.

Inside? He's got a soul. Maybe he doesn't show it to very many people but he has a deeper side. A big lug with a heart? Maybe a brain. WOOF!
Add to that... I can get with a complex man but I don't like them complicated. My definition of a man is simple and straightforward: he means what he says, says what he means. He can be a deep thinker but he doesn't make life harder than it has to be, he's not conflicted. I know I've said this before but it bears repeating.



DARE: I dare you to make a sign and list all the nasty filthy things you want to do to RJ Danvers?

RJ Danvers


Steve: RJ is my hairy kid brother. He knows it... so the things we'd do are limited to the things brothers might do... well more like frathouse brothers... filthy, horny frathouse brothers enrolled in the school of HARD knocks. OH! and you better go vote for him for the Ford Model Search, he's only ranking #2... you can send him to #1!
Vote for RJ. And for the fans that asked me why I don't sign up? I am in full support of RJ in this competition. If you'd vote for me, then your vote should automatically go to him.
And now, drum roll...



At ease! Are you a civilian with burning questions or desires... send 'em my way. I'm saving up my responses while we play more with the veterans of porn... email me today.


SC

4 comments:

mac20 said...

I can't believe it, Steve. Your list for nasty, filthy fun with RJ Danvers is EXACTLY the same as mine! To be fair, we'll have to take turns on him. I'll go first.

mascdudewriter said...

haha, that happens to be my RJ Danvers list too!

Frank said...

Steve
Its been awhile since I left a comment on your blog.You have a lot of hot fuckers after you!The filthy nasty things that you would do to RJ Danvers is priceless.I have to admit you have great taste in men.
xoxoxo

thonnibg said...

My oh my,fucking hot answers!!

So you still have that fantasy about Erik that you told me as an answer to my question not so long ago.It seems it is more than a current fantasy..hehe
And yeah,Vinnie is everyone `s type of guy.How could he not be!

So,when are we going to see those filthy things done to RJ as areality?hehe

Hot answers-hot questions!
This celebrity ask Steve edition is great!
xxx